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This is one of those things which
actually might be "under my control",
depending on how you look at it.
Hard tissue plastic surgery can But I've had my jaw
correct this stuff (a spinoff of broken once already.
combat surgery. One of the many I've no desire to go
lessons of war). wired up for months.
And then spend another
six months trying to get
back lost muscle.
It's more a matter of vanity:
Am I vain enough to want to go
through the trouble and expense Or I could take the line that
just to improve my appearence? it isn't just cosmetic surgery:
I might want to do it so that
Or am I too vain to admit to the my teeth would work better.
world that I am quite that vain?
But how plausible
is it that this is
All of which is somewhat the main reason?
ironic, because I think
the attitude that cosmetic Not very, at least not
surgery is necesarily a vain, to me.
shallow endeavor is kind of
Everyone cares about their image,
including the people who go to great
lengths to look like they don't.
What's the difference between buying
spiffy clothes, shaving everyday,
styling your hair and so on and
getting a nose job? I've got stylistic
problems with a lot
As these things get easier to do, of this, though:
they'll become more common. getting your nose
hacked off in a
clumsy attempt to
look Aryan doesn't
The "Modern Primitive"
body modifications are
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