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COUNT_CHRISTO


                                            May  7, 2005


                                          SPOILERS
"Monte Christo" (which I'm now
certain I haven't read before)                   My guess is you
is amazingly poorly put                          already know much
together.  There are all sorts                   about Edmond Dantes:
of little details that are                       wrongly imprisioned
skipped over that become                         to escape years later
distracting elements to my eye,                  to achieve vengence.
and kill any sense of reality
about the story.
                                IN_THE_IRON_MASK


For example, when Dantes is imprisoned,
Dumas talks about him trying to starve
himself, getting too weak to even move,
and then he's distracted by the noise
of someone else's attempts at creating
an escape tunnel.

We can infer that Dantes gives up on the
hunger strike at that point, but it is
only an inference.  Dumas says nothing         Similarly, in a movie: If
about his return to engagement with life.      someone leaps out of a cab
It makes it hard to pay attention to           and runs away without the
what he's trying to tell you at that           director having allowed a
point... it breaks engagement with the         pause for paying the driver,
story.                                         this becomes a jarring note.
                                               They're trying to keep the
   Note that it doesn't disturb me             story moving by chopping out
   particularly that Dumas doesn't             a mundane detail, but
   describe details like the toliet            instead it brings it to a
   arrangements of the prison --               halt.
   though you could argue that has                  
   some bearing on the escape                       It is easy to explain this
   attempt problems as well.  If                    dissonance to you, because 
   the guard is juggling chamber                    I can assume familiarity
   pots, there's another physical                   with the details of the 
   object in the cell that might                    world with which the 
   have some utility...                             fiction clashes (human 
                                                    hunger, payment of 
   The reason I'm complaining about the             money)... it gets harder 
   food detail here is that Dumas himself           to explain the difficulty
   brings it up, gets you to pay attention          if the material is more 
   to it, and then ignores it.                      specialized. 
                                                    
                                                       The standard response 
        This happens *again* in the space of           from Hollywood on 
        of a few chapters...                           complaints of technical
                                                       inaccuracy: "Oh they 
        Dantes is desperately hungry                   won't know *that*! 
        after his escape, he is                        What difference does 
        picked up by some sailors                      it make?"       
        just in the knick of time --                                   
        then they go off into some                        But it *does* 
        long dialog, neglecting the                       make a difference. 
        food issue once again.  Isn't                                  
        he dying of hunger?  Why                          The faked is        
        doesn't he beg them for some                      a missed opportunity
        food?                                             to engage the       
                                                          real.        
   The middle section of the novel                                         
   seems interminable, an endless                                The tension 
   parade of names without character.                            between 
                                                                 formula and 
   Everyone has children at this                                 realism is 
   point, all of whom seem to be                                 what drives. 
   slated for unwanted arranged        It's not easy                         
   marriages.                          to keep track          
                                       of who's who.    
 
                                            Frequent reference to 
                                            the scorecard at the 
   We're not allowed inside Dantes          front was necessary. 
   head after he becomes the Count, 
   so it's difficult to tell whether 
   his machinations for revenge are 
   on track... most of the book is 
   dominated by the feeling of "but    
   why is he doing this?"           
                         
      We're supposed to be enthralled by The
      Count's absurdly large fortune, but it
      all leaves me pretty cold... it's like
      reading biz porn in Wired Magazine in
      the 90s.



            But the book takes on weight,
            at least here and there...

            I began to suspect that there was
            something going on with the parade
            of riches: perhaps it was intended
            as counterpoint to the lives of the
            kids, whose lives are on the verge
            of being ruined by wealth -- the
            motive for all those arranged marriages.


                   Not much is
                   made of this.


                      There is a happy ending --
                      for the Count at any rate.
                      He gets to run off with the
                      young exotic babe.

                      His old ex is cast off to
                      repent her "faithlessness"
                      in lonely exile.

                      She only waited a year and
                      a half before giving up on
                      him... evidently she was
                      supposed to wait for him to
                      escape 14 years later.




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