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KYONISM


                                           December 15, 2010
                                           February 26, 2011

                                                      MELANCOLY

If the universe of "The Melancoly of Haruhi Suzimiya"
is dancing to the strings of any one character, it
would not appear to be the perpetually dissatisfied
Haruhi, but rather the perpetually complaining male
viewpoint character, who we know only by by the          With the exception
knickname "Kyon" (unlike all the other characters,       of Kyon's "little
who have full names).                                    sister", I guess, for
                                                         whom we have no
The stand-offish, famously untouchable Haruhi            name at all.
opens up to him immediately when he begins to
talk to her; the all-powerful Nagato awaits his
approval and invariably takes his suggestions;
the "moe girl" waits on him, dressing up in a
cosplay maid outfit and serving him tea every
afternoon...  and Koizumi, the other male figure
in their club turns out to be gay, which means
that Kyon is the focus of the attentions of
*everyone* on the scene.

All of the members of The Brigade treat him as
confidante, they behave as though he's the real       The other guys in the
leader.                                               school clearly regard
                                                      Kyon's life with a barely
There are repeated suggestions that there's           concealed envy.  They're
something odd about Kyon.  He's supposed to           still struggling to learn
be Mister Normal, but if so, what's he                how to talk to girls,
*doing* on the scene, why was he pulled into          while he's hanging out
Haruhi's orbit along with the three very weird        with beautiful women who
club members?  Further, he has a remarkable           randomly lounge around in
ability to accept and accomodate any amount           playboy bunny suits and
of strangeness...                                     so on.

So then, it's entirely possible
that the story is really about an
all-powerful Kyon unconsciouisly          There are other logical
using Haruhi as a blind: she              possiblities (that have less
provokes him to do interesting            potential to work as story
things, but let's him act as though       twists):
he's too cool to really care about
any of this stuff.  He complains             Naruto may really be running
about being dragged into things,             the show, using Haruhi and
but if he really hates it that               Kyon as a double-blind to keep
much, why does he go along with it?          the other two factions confused.



   Note the beginning sequence of each
   episode: Haruhi looks bored, looking up
   at the sky, suddenly her face is filled
   with delight, and she touches the finger      (or some other
   of God reaching down to her.                  cosmic entity?)

       The name "Kyon" is apparently a cutsey
       contraction of the phrase for "big brother".
       In the context of the story, Kyon's little
       sister bestowed the name on him, and
       somehow this has become the name everyone       Kyon =
       calls him.                                      Big Brother...
                                                            = God?

   I thought about it, and
   decided that my Great Insight
   here was really pretty obvious                         It turns out there's
   if you thought about it at        (Consider the        another fan-theory
   all.  Someone else out there      second season's      about a possible
   must've caught on to this.....    "endless 8",         "twist": Miss
                                     where summer         Asashina the time
                                     refuses to end       traveler who Kyon
                                     until Kyon has       finds so fascinating
                                     a chance to          may very well turn
                                     finish his           out to be the
   And so I did a websearch on:      summer               grown-up form of his
                                     homework.)           younger sister.
       "Kyon is God"

   And it turns out that this is                In which case, Asashina's
   indeed a common interpretation.              sometimes quite
   At least among *us*, the few,                flirtatious behavior seems
   the proud, the "Kyonists".                   a bit out-of-character.
                                                But late-period otaku culture
                                                appears to revel in these
                                                perverted touches, so
                                                maybe they'll go for it.


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