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                                              January 30, 2005 
 
   
   The island of Zanzibar?      
                                
   Hm, it's off the coast of    
   East Africa.                 
                                
   Oh, it's near where "the     
   African Queen" took place!         The mouth of the 
   Now I see.                         Rufiji river.
 
     But see *what*? I feel like 
     I know where it is, because       Not to mention the 
     I've got it connected up          C.S. Forrester 
     with some movie?                  novel, but I 
                                       haven't read it yet.   Most likely 
                                                              I will though. 
 
A mind full of trash.                                            TRACERS 
 
The Cold War has a 
James Bond soundtrack.           Astronomy a playground 
                                 for space opera heroes     Tidal physics is 
                                                            tied up with a 
  Siberia is the setting                                    clumsy Larry Niven 
  of a Corto Maltese        The Napoleonic wars,            story. 
  comic.                    the game field for 
                            Hornblower and Sharp.     General Grant went on 
     Mary Queen of Scots                              to become President. 
     is played by Katherine                           Source: "Wild Wild West" 
     Hepburn. 
 
                                     Dinosaurs are those 
                                     things that were so 
                                     much smaller than Godzilla. 
                                                    
                                                    
But I am what I am.
                         (As a great     
                         man once said.)
You need to work                            
with this trash.                        
                                                 
Use it as hooks to  
hang some real information. 
 
   Look up the dates for Elizabeth's  
   reign, and tie them to Hepburn's   
   face if that's what it takes to fix
   them in place.                     
                                       

              
 
For me Roman History begins with 
Masterpiece Theater and Malcolm 
McDowell, moves through a Sandman 
comic and some Robert Graves novels, 
(with dim memories of Shakespeare), 
and on to (at last) some original 
sources like Suetonius... 
 
       No scholar would be proud 
       of this background, but     And you scholars -- 
       isn't it better than        didn't you walk a             
       nothing?                    similar path at first?        
                                                                    
             How else,                                 What right
             realistically,                            to sneer? 
             is a layman to                                         
             learn anything                              SELLERS_OF_THE_BEAST
             of Roman                                               
             History?         American schools                      
                              are certainly no                      
  Working this way            help.                                 
  requires skill                                                    
  at doublethink.                Though: one thing                  
  Or multi-think.                you have to give                   
                                 American schools...                
  You have to be able                                               
  to hold many                             They don't spend         
  differing images in                      a lot of time            
  mind as a sketch of                      glorifying great         
  the truth.                               dictators throughout     
                                           history.                 
     All the faces                                                  
     of Claudius...                                     BONY_DREAD
                                                                    
                                                                    
                                                                    
                                                                    
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