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GREENISH-TINGE


                                                 August 8, 2001

Flipping through the new Viridian issue
of the Whole Earth Review, I come across      page 13, Natalie Jeremijenko
the suggestions that a networked power        of "Futureproff/ed" eco-
meter could help your appliances choose       design.
to run at off peak to save money.

And I start thinking, well, what
appliances?  Most of them have to be run
when you need them.  Maybe the
refrigerator: you could bias the 'fridge       The fridge isn't
to running late at night to cool itself        a bad target: any
down, and let it warm up a little more         electric appliance that
during the day.  That'd work better if         pumps heat around really
there was more thermal mass in the             eats power.
system.  Maybe there should be. Add
a big chunk of something, let's say a
tank of water to the inside of the
insulated compartment to help it stay
cool.  Change the water every six months             Maybe longer than
or so, and it could double as an                     six months, considering
emergency water supply.                              it's kept cold.

Oh, but who's ever going to remember to
change the water in the emergency tank on
a semi-annual basis?                              Hm, okay, so you
                                                  automate it, put in
                                                  plumbing to fill and
                                                  drain it without human
                                                  intervention?  Nah, too
                                                  much infrastructure, no
In general, the trouble with                      one is going to spend
emergency equipment is that it                    that much for such small
doesn't get used in normal                        gain.
situations, so there's very   
little pressure to ever test            
the stuff out.                
                                       
Typically, people find out that they're
computer backups haven't been working
only after the disk crashes.

I know that my Y2K/earthquake supplies
are dwindling away... the cases of
Crystal Geyser get tapped into whenever
I do something like a beach trip, the
cans of Progresso soup get used now and
then as convienience food, and my
medical stuff is always pretty wimpy (we
now have a box of bandaids in the house,
having run out maybe a year ago).  If
we've got a fire extinguisher, I've long
since forgotten where it is.

On the other hand, the water bottle on          
my bike gets refilled every day, as do          
the water bottles we keep by the                
bedside.  


                                    I imagine a hardcore
                                    backpacker probably 
                                    has much better     
          The stuff that            diaster preparedness
          gets used                 than the average    
          frequently is             citizen.  Water     
          what gets                 purification        
          attended to.              tablets/filters,    
                                    first aid kit, some 
                                    dried food, sleeping
                                    bag, portable stove,
                                    a layered system of 
                                    outdoor clothing... 
              

Ah, got it, so in this refrigerator
design, you make the water drinkable                   
at all times.  You run a line *in* to               Chilled water makes an  
keep the tank full, and put a spiggot               excellent drink by the  
on the front so you can grab a glass                way... when I remember  
of chilled water whenever you want.                 to keep a bottle of tap 
                                                    water in the fridge, my  
You justify the extra plumbing for an               consumption of coca-crap
immediate benefit (and this way there's             has always tended to 
no need for a drain pipe...  though it              drop off.               
might not be a bad idea for a fridge to                                        
have one of those, given their                               
propensity to dribble when out of                  
whack).                                                     
                                                       
No one is going to want to         
blow a big chunk of the             Hm.  But maybe you        
interior space on a water           should just freeze      Causes      
tank, of course, so there's         the water? Get more     problems    
some design tradeoffs to be         bang for the volume.    for the            
made here.  Probably the best                               drinkability
spot is to hide it in the                                   idea?          
layer between freezer and                                  
'fridge, a big flat pizza box                                                 
of a tank that covers the                 (I think there's                     
entire top of the compartment.            a problem with                      
                                          all this brilliant                  
                                          thinking here: 
                                          this sounds a 
So let us stagger towards                 lot like what     
a slogan/aphorism:                        modern 'fridges   
                                          are like already. 
    life is an emergency                  I'm just used to  
    live like it's an emergency           living with        
    the emergency is your life            ancient ones.)    
                                                          
Yeah, that's not a bad one:                               
    "The emergency is your life".                                      
                                       Note: this is not intended        
Choose some good strategies            to be a "viridian" aphorism,    
for living, and you should             but it might be a distant        
get some insulation from               corollary of "The future is       
disaster out of it, without            history -- be when you are."    
much extra work.           
                                                                   
Back to backups: these days 
it seems like a lot of people are 
using CD-Rs to backup their data.            Of course, a lot of         
                                             people just don't do any    
This seems weird to me: I use a DAT          backups at all.  Home PCs   
drive (running on a SCSI interface,          aren't sold with any way    
accept no substitutes), with which           of doing them, typically.    
it's no trouble to stash 2 gigs						
on a tape that costs $3 from                    This is very frustrating 
Terrapin, compared to something like            to linux evangelists. 
a mere 650 Mb on a CD.                          "Sure, you can try out        
                                                linux without uninstalling 
But, the advantage of the CD-R is that          your current OS.  You 
people want them for *other* purposes:          need to move partitions 
They want them to be able to make music         around on your disk, so 
CDs.                                            first backup your computer -- 
                                                what, you don't have a way 
So the burners get bought, and they get         to do backups?" 
exercised, and that alone makes them a 
better backup medium for most folks,               
despite the technical advantages of                       My solution to this: 
SCSI DAT.                                                 tell people to  
                                                          install a second 
                                                          harddrive, and put 
Another point about the greenish-tinged                   linux on that. 
fridge: there's no real need for it to                    
be networked.  All it needs is a timer.                   Rick Moen is an 
Everyone knows when off-peak is likely                    advocate of just 
to be.                                                    getting a second 
                                                          computer to play 
In general, whenever people talk about                    with "Most people 
the virtues of having the toaster chat                    feel like they're 
with the radio, it seems to me like                       only entitled to 
these folks are running on sub-standard                   one computer..."
voltage...  What for?  Even if it gets                    But used ones are 
super-cheap to do that kind of stuff,                     like $200.     
why bother?                                               
                                                          But it can be hard 
                       I guess I can think of one         to squeeze in 
                       reason.  I live in an              another computer
                       apartment in an old                in the home office.
                       Victorian building, now with       
                       the usual modern additions:        The advantage of 
                       toaster oven, microwave,           a second disk is 
                       coffeemaker, washer/dryer...       it fits inside the 
                                                          existing box... 
                       Any combination of the two   
                       is likely to blow the        
                       circuit breaker (and three   
                       will definitely do it).      
                                                    
                       It would be good to have an  
                       automated pecking order here,
                       like, "if the microwave has  
                       been turned on, the coffee   
                       maker should be powered down 
                       temporarily".                
                                                    
                So is Victorian living like Viridian 
                living?  Do Viridian concepts start 
                to look better when power restrictions 
                are imposed on you?  
                
         My gut feeling though, is that these 
         power restrictions aren't going to 
         happen in the West any time soon. 
         You'd better hope we learn to do more 
         with less, because more is what we 
         demand as our birthright.  


So, my prediction is that the networked 
household will remain an elusive dream.

                     (This is a dangerous prediction,
                      because it presumes a degree
                      rationality on the part of the
                      consumer...  and a degree of
                      irrationality in the politics 
                      of power, but I'll let it 
                      stand for now.)   
                                        
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A topic for another day:                
On being a wishy-washy green.           
Not Viridian, more like                 ECODOOM
a nauseated pale green color.           


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