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LESBIAN_DETECTOR

I make a very good lesbian                   An obvious possibility:
detector.  Put me down in a                  I'm actually avoiding
party, watch me zero in on the               women who'll be interested
women I think seem most                      in me (a "club that'd
interesting, and there you                   have me as a member").
have the lesbians.
                                                      NOTSERIOUS
          ((Sometimes it's a tall
          outdoorsy blond woman
          with a faint European
          accent.  Sometimes it's
          a woman with long black
          hair, and beat up
          spiffed-up, blue jeans,
          playing with a plastic
          snake.  Sometimes it's
          a jock in jeans and
          t-shirt with a very
          intense expression...))

               Just for completeness sake,
               let's think for a minute
               about how a man (for
               example, me) might go about
               trying to seduce a lesbian.
               I've got three rough ideas:
               (1) Pretend to be a homosexual
               man to set her at ease.
               (2) Look for lesbian couples where
               one of the women is Bi, and seduce
               the Bi side of the pair.
               (3) Have a sex change.

                              I know of a couple of cases of
                              homosexual men sleeping with
                              female friends for the hell of
                              it (for instance, to give
                              lessons in oral sex).  So is
                              the complementary case
                              plausible?  I've never really
                              been a really close friend of
                              a lesbian.


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