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                                                 May 20, 2006

Jonathan Gash - "The Rich and the Profane" (1998)

One of the series about the
character Lovejoy, an "antique
dealer" with a psychic ability        The idea seems to be that Lovejoy
to detect genuine antiques, who       is the real thing, a man with
never-the-less remains                genuine artistic sensibility with
flat-busted for reasons that are      all the usual struggles with
never very well articulated.          practicality that often goes with it.

                                      Hypothetically he could cruise
   Primarily these books              through a junk auction and pick
   work as vehicles for               up some great deals, but in
   the display of British             practice he can't maintain the
   slang and the display              necessary poker face.
   of esoterica
   concerning the                     He supposedly has an unparalleled
   antiques trade.                    ability to fake antiques, but it
                                      would seem that he can't make
                                      them fast enough to make much
                                      money at it -- he insists on
                                      using the same techniques that
                                      the ancient masters did --



Anyway:

p.129

    "Modern forgers get me down.  They won't experiment.
    Worst of all, fakers today don't bother to learn.
    Like trying to write yet another sequel to 'Pride
    and Prejudice' without having read the original --
    though that's been done often enough, God knows."


p.224

   'Well everybody nowadays pretends that
   T.S. Eliot wrote the _The Waste Land_,
   that he didn't knick it from whatsisname --      (A bit of an exaggeration
   Madison Cawein, the assistant cashier in         really... but Cawein did
   that Cincinnati snooker hall. But he did.'       write a poem of the same
                                                    title with some striking
                                                    similarities...)

That's the sort of thing you
read a Lovejoy book for.
                                       The other thing might be to
                                       try to puzzle out Lovejoy's
                                       character: is he at all
                                       plausible?  Shouldn't he be a
                                       *little* better off than
                                       flat-busted?

                                              Can't he find
                                              any way to
                                              pick-up spare
                                              change?

                                              e.g. doing lectures on
                                              antiques?

                                              Or charge *in advance*
                                              for doing a scan?

                                                 And does it make sense
                                                 that women keep falling
                                                 all over him?


                                      Well yeah, maybe it does a little...
                                      it isn't just a harem fantasy, it's a
                                      commentary on the poor judgement many
                                      women show with men -- Lovejoy is so
                                      obviously useless, and yet women won't
                                      leave him alone.





This is a book I may very well have
read already (The Jonno Rant stuff       (I found this on the
seems a little familiar), not that       shelves of a friend's
it matters all that much.                place in Bali,
                                         presumably abandoned
   As is often the case with             by some other traveler.)
   the later Lovejoy's (and
   maybe some of the earlier),
   this book is a very woozy
   mess of too many characters
   and some very incoherent
   poorly motivated action).

           SPOILERS

I mean, okay, so Gesso is still alive,
he helped fake his own death.  But
*what for*?  Is this an attempt at
manipulating Lovejoy to do something?
But what?  Who would expect Lovejoy to
go off on a revenge kick... well maybe
Gesso would --                               Really, Lovejoy would by now
                                             have a dark reputation in his
And is there any particular reason that      local circles: "Do anything you
Florida would want Jacinto murdered?         want to him, but don't mess
                                             with one of his friends, or
And couldn't Gash have managed just          you're very likely to run into
a little bit of worm-turning in              a peculiar sudden accident..."
this plot, rather than have Lovejoy
convieniently rescued twice, once
by a bad guy, and once by one of
his many women?

And okay, so the antiques digressions are what drive the
books... they get a little irritating after awhile, when
you're looking for a little plot development.

(Maybe the trouble is simply that Gash doesn't know where
he's going, so resorts to the device of pushing us outside
of Lovejoy's head... maybe Lovejoy Has A Plan, maybe he's
just improvising, but his moves just seem crazy -- like why
call himself Jonno Rant a *second* time?  And anyway, *why*
does Jonno forgive him the second time exactly?  "You did
me a good turn" So?  And that good turn doesn't seem to make
sense... crazy stuff).




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