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                                                  June 25, 2006

One of the few genuinely
funny jokes I've heard in
a long time is --

Oh, but wait, before that, let me make
sure you've got the background.

You all know who Paul Krugman is,
right?  He's an economics prof at some
ivy or other who's been writing op eds                               
for the New York Times.                       Ah, Princeton.              
                                              Should've known.              
                                                                        
His columns were originally                             The New York
fairly bland (as I remember                             Times is run by
it) but under the Bush                                  a Princeton mafia.
administration he's been          Something about         
gradually sounding more like      Bush Inc, I think, 
Noam Chomsky.                     is giving a lot of 
                                  people a hard shove    
Myself, I have my doubts          toward the left.   
that Krugman ever                                 
would've been hired if he
was writing this kind of
stuff at the outset --           Indeed, you'll notice
                                 that Chomsky does not
                                 have an OpEd column...
                                                              
                                                 Possibly this is because    
                                                 Chomsky has a tendency to go
                                                 on about the New York Times 
                                                 continually fucking up      
                                                 
                                                     (to take a polite
                                                     interpretation). 


I heard a Paul Krugman talk on "Democracy Now":

    "Paul Krugman on the New Class War in America" June 19th, 2006

    http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=06/06/19/1340247&mode=thread&tid=25
 
Krugman was talking about the
increasing gap between the
rich and poor in the United      When I first heard
States.                          lefties talking
                                 about this in the
                                 early 1980s, I         Just a blip,
                                 shrugged it off.       I figured.
 
                                                        Two decades
                                                        later, the
                                                        "blip" is
                                                        still there.

He was saying that while he likes
statistics, he also thinks it's
important to look at more
qualitative things, and one of
the things he likes to track is
real estate, particularly the
construction of large mansions:
he suspects we're returning
to the "Great Gatsby" days.

Then in support of this
point -- the joke is
coming up, get ready --
he says something like:

  "There was a really good article
  on this subject that appeared in
  'Vanity Fair' -- by the way, isn't
  it interesting that these days
  most good reporting is not coming
  from... um... (*pause, then
  quickly*) 'The Washington Post'?!"

Okay, so I thought that was pretty funny,
and it pushed me over the line into thinking
that this Paul Krugman guy was okay, and it
was time I read one of his books.


So I went looking for his last book
("The Great Unraveling") at "Modern                       KRUGMAN_UNRAVELING
Times", but the cubboard was bare,
then I went looking at "City
Lights"... I glanced around, then     "City Lights" is the kind of
gave up and asked the dude at the     place that's sub-divided
counter.                              into a number of strange
                                      sections that's good for
                                      browsing, but difficult to
                                      locate individual works.
  He points me to the
  "political science"                     My favorite is an "urban
  section, I return                       issues" section that
  with the book.                          includes "cyber-space" wonk
                                          books, via some sort of
  Then he comments "by                    metaphorical reasoning  
  the way, do you know                    about real and virtual 
  that Paul Krugman                       "places".
  was on the board of
  directors of Enron?"

  "No, I didn't know that, it'll be
  interesting to see if he says
  anything about Enron at all..."

  The guy adds "Yeah, someone asked
  him about it once, he just said
  something lame, I don't remember
  what."  Hm.


So I went off speculating about how
Krugman must have felt throughly
taken-in by Enron's management --


I sat down with the book and looked
up Enron in the index, then started         In Washington
skimming all the Enron references.          Square Park,
                                            in North Beach,
Actually, Krugman talks about               as long as I'm
Enron a lot.  The main points being:        name-dropping.

  o  The people who were in on the
     Enron deal are still around.

  o  Enron may very well not be the
     only hollow corporate shell
     out there.

About two thirds of the way through
this book there's a mention of his
own "involvement" with Enron:

Krugman did some consulting for
them when he was just a college
professor, before he started
doing the OpEd columns, as he
puts it, back in the days when
he was in no position to do them
any favors.


     And he mentions that recently
     there had been a minor-smear                         What sense could
     campaign where "the vast                             this accusation
     right-wing conspiracy" was                           possibly make?
     trying to make it sound like                         Krugman isn't
     Krugman had been an insider on                       someone who
     the take...                                          jumped on the
                                                          anti-Enron
     So: the dude working at                              bandwagon when
     City Lights actually                                 it was convenient:
     swallowed a Swift Boat!                              he was one of the
                                                          guys who got the
     "Board of directors",                                wagon rolling...
     indeed...



       "Comparative Advantage" By Nicholas Confessore
       December 2002

       "...  the established storyline on California's energy
       crisis was that Left Coasters had only themselves to
       blame: the state had passed a flawed deregulation law,
       which led its utilities to rely on the spot energy market
       when prices were high. This neutral explanation came from
       the supposedly competent and disinterested Federal Energy
       Regulatory Committee, so reporters favored it. And while
       the press gave plenty of column inches to the Bush
       administration's preferred spin--that environmentalists
       had stymied the construction of needed generation
       capacity--few reporters gave credence to groups like
       Public Citizen, who blamed the crisis on market
       manipulation by energy companies, many of them based in
       Texas and enjoying close ties to the administration. But
       Krugman, noting that economists had long worried about the
       vulnerability of California's trading system to
       price-fixing, argued that market manipulation was the
       obvious culprit; otherwise, he wrote in March 2001, the
       power company executives "are either saints or very bad
       businessmen."  Krugman was ignored at the time. Twenty
       months later--following the collapse of Enron, three
       federal investigations into the California crisis, and a
       passel of indictments against energy company
       officials--Krugman has been proved right."

       http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/features/2001/0212.confessore.html


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