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                                              April 27, 2005

Weirdly enough, the original
idea for shopping malls was
to be community centers.

A European architect
wanted to bring something         
like a "town square" to        He was somewhat    
suburban American life.        disappointed in      GRUEN_HILLS_OF_EARTH
                               the actual results.
                                                 
                                            
         When I was a kid on
         Long Island, the Walt       Yes: the "Walt Whitman Shopping Mall".
         Whitman Shopping Mall
         actually *did* function        I wonder if there's a
         a little like this.            "Thoreau Shopping Mall"?         
                                        A "Karl Marx Shopping Mall"?   
            The department stores                                      
            had marble benches                               (A Jesus         
            outside of them, where                            Christ S&L?)            
            teenage kids would hang                                   
            around bumming cigarettes                                         
            from each other.                   One day some company 
                                               was giving away       
               Irritating characters           those little metal    
               with clipboards would           clicker gadgets as       
               pretend to be doing             a promotional gambit.
               political surveys, before                            
               revealing they were             Hundreds of people   
               Hare Krishna converts.          were walking around  
                                               that day going       
               In the center of the            *clickity-clicky*.   
               mall was often a strange                             
               product demo,
               side-show attraction,
               or giveaway contest.

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   Then things started to change.

   The small paperback
   bookstore was driven     Peculiarly enough,
   out of business...       it wasn't competition
                            from the chain bookstore
   The "McCrory's" a        that did it in:
   two-bit dimestore                                          
   of a department                       For ages, the guy who ran    
   store disappeared.   (A victim        it had a little display      
                        of arson,        cabinet of schrimshaw out    
   The islands of       or so I'm        front.                       
   jungle plants        told.)                                        
   growing                                   Somewhere along the way,    
   throughout the                            it became grossly illegal    
   hallways got      In retrospect:          to sell this stuff, and    
   progressively     indoor trees as         once he was busted for it    
   dusty.            architectual            the store disappeared.    
                     features were           Heavy fines, perhaps?     
   The little        not the most   
   "international    brilliant idea 
   store" where                                                   
   I used to buy                     
   canolis faded                                        
   away at some                 The small single screen    
   point.                       movie theater went the way 
                                of all such things as well. 
                                                              
      Eventually the place              (I once saw a quintuple feature     
      was closed for                    there: all five "Planet of the Apes"
      remodeling, and when              movies.  My family wondered what had
      it opened it was all              happened to me.)                    
      totally slick: wide                                                   
      open, bright,                                                         
      glistening tiled        
      hallways with           
      nothing but upscale               
      department stores.                                
                            
      The benches had disappeared.
      You don't want people
      loitering around do you?
      Spend, spend, spend.

      They also completely did
      away with the dark jungle
      ambience I liked so much when           And I did indeed like this
      I was a kid.                            shopping mall when I was a
                                              kid.
         There are a few differences             
         between that shopping mall           On through my                  
         now, and the one thousands           teenage years I used          
         of miles away at Stanford,           to go out of my way 
         but not very many.                   to walk through the            
                                              place... (usually on
                                              my way to the used               
                                              books/comic-book    
                                              place another half  
                                              mile down the road).
                                                                  
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                                              So I was very surprised
                                              when I first heard
                                              hipster-types sneering at
                                              shopping malls, and talking
                                              about how much they hate
                                              them...

                                              But that surprise is
                                              a common pattern.         
                                                                        
                                              These things are relative,
                                              and if you're living in
                                              a bleak area it doesn't take
                                              much for something to stand
                                              out by contrast.

                                              If you're in town with real
                                              book stores, something like
                                              a Borders is a threat to
                                              the character of the town.
                                                                        
                                              But if you're living           
                                              some place that has no         
                                              character, then even a        
                                              far worse bookstore         
                                              chain might seem like an
                                              oasis of culture.       

                                              To someone raised in the    
                                              'burbs, a Starbucks might    
                                              seem a godsend, and the    
                                              people hanging out at        
                                              that one on King St          
                                              in San Francisco may have   
                                              no idea why I was giving     
                                              the place the finger when   
                                              I rode by on my bike the 
                                              other day.               
                                                                       
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