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MODERN_FORGERS


                                    May 20, 2006

Jonathan Gash - "The Rich and the Profane" (1998) 
  
One of the series about the character
Lovejoy, an "antique dealer" with a
psychic ability to detect genuine         The idea seems to be that Lovejoy    
antiques, who never-the-less remains      is the real thing, a man with        
flat-busted for reasons that are never    genuine artistic sensibility with    
very well articulated.                    all the usual struggles with         
                                          practicality that often goes with it.
                                                                               
   Primarily these books                  Hypothetically he could cruise       
   work as vehicles for                   through a junk auction and pick      
   the display of British                 up some great deals, but in          
   slang and the display                  practice he can't maintain the       
   of esoterica                           necessary poker face.                
   concerning the                                                              
   antiques trade.                        He supposedly has an unparalleled    
                                          ability to fake antiques, but it     
                                          would seem that he can't make        
                                          them fast enough to make much        
                                          money at it -- he insists on         
                                          using the same techniques that       
                                          the ancient masters did --           


Anyway:

p.129

    Modern forgers get me down.  They won't experiment.
    Worst of all, fakers today don't bother to learn.
    Like trying to write yet another sequel to "Pride
    and Prejudice" without having read the original --
    though that's been done often enough, God knows.


p.224

   'Well everybody nowadays pretends that
   T.S. Eliot wrote the _The Waste Land_,
   that he didn't knick it from whatsisname --
   Madison Cawein, the assistant cashier in
   that Cincinnati snooker hall. But he did.'


That's the sort of thing you           
read a Lovejoy book for.               The other thing might be to 
                                       try to puzzle out Lovejoy's       
                                       character: is he at all        
                                       plausible?  Shouldn't he be a  
                                       *little* better off than       
                                       flat-busted?                   
                                              
                                              Can't he find         
                                              any way to            
                                              pick-up spare         
                                              change?               
                                                                    
                                              e.g. doing lectures on
                                              antiques?             
                                                                    
                                              Or charge *in advance*
                                              for doing a scan?     
                                                                    
                                                 And does it make sense    
                                                 that women keep falling   
                                                 all over him?             
                                                                           
                                                 Well yeah, maybe it does a
                                                 little...  it's isn't just
                                                 a harem fantasy, it's a   
                                                 commentary on the poor    
                                                 judgement many women show 
                                                 with men -- Lovejoy is so 
                                                 obviously useless, and yet
                                                 women won't leave him     
                                                 alone.                    



This is a book I may very well have
read already (The Jonno Rant stuff       (I found this on the   
seems a little familiar), not that       shelves of a friend's  
it matters all that much.                place in Bali,         
                                         presumably abandoned   
   As is often the case with             by some other traveler.)
   the later Lovejoy's (and   
   maybe some of the earlier),
   this book is a very woozy  
   mess of too many characters
   and some very incoherent          
   poorly motivated action).         
                             
           SPOILERS                    
                             
I mean, okay, so Gesso is still alive, he helped
fake his own death.  But *what for*?  Is this an
attempt at manipulating Lovejoy to do something?
But what?  Who would expect Lovejoy to go off on
a revenge kick... well maybe Gesso would --  in
fact, *realistically* Lovejoy would by now have a
dark reputation in his local circles: "Do
anything you want to him, but don't mess with one
of his friends, or you're very likely to run into
a peculiar sudden accident..."  

And is there any particular reason that
Florida would want Jacinto murdered?

And couldn't Gash have managed just a little bit
of worm-turning in this plot, rather than have
Lovejoy convieniently rescued twice, once by a
bad guy, and once by one of his many women?

And okay, so the antiques digressions are what drive the
books... they get a little irritating after awhile, when
you're looking for a little plot development.

(Maybe the trouble is simply that Gash doesn't know where
he's going, so resorts to the device of pushing us outside
of Lovejoy's head... maybe Lovejoy Has A Plan, maybe he's
just improvising, but his moves just seem crazy -- like why
call himself Jonno Rant a *second* time?  And anyway, *why*
does Jonno forgive him the second time exactly?  "You did
me a good turn" So?  And that good turn doesn't seem to make
sense... crazy stuff).




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