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REGES

                                                          
     
                                        August 21, 2006
     
Here's a tale I've been meaning 
to tell for ages:


Stuart Reges, fired because he chose
to speak out against the Drug Policy
forced on Staford by the federal
government.


Stuart Reges was a well-repected (albeit 
untenured) professor of computer science 
at Stanford, who somewhere along the 
way decided to be an Honest Man. 

No wonder he confused people.

I once heard him tell the story of
trying to get arrested for "sodomy"
when he was living in Texas.  He
walked into the police station, and
tried to give himself up.  The cops
were confused about the legal
definition of "sodomy" (as many
people are), and didn't want to
believe that oral sex with other 
men counted.  Also, they were confused
about his motives "Uh, do you feel 
*guilty* about this?"  Finally they 
concluded "Oh... you're just trying 
to prove a point!", and threw him out.

Like I said, an honest man.

While he was at Stanford in the 80s, 
he decided that the "War on Drugs"                 
was bullshit, and started writing            
letters to people in the government          He claimed he had written  
to try and provoke them in some way.         his well-regarded text book
No one paid any attention to him for         while wired on cocaine.    
a long time... finally he suceeded                      
in annoying a brand new "Drug Czar",            He publically 
and then the fun began.                         announced that he 
                                                would not follow 
  Unfortunately, around that                    the university's 
  time, Stanford was involved                   "Drug and Alcohol
  with an "indirect cost                        Policy"... 
  scandal"... they'd been doing                   
  funny things with government                    Somewhere along  
  money, like buying a yacht.                     the way he listed 
                                                  various cases where 
  The Stanford administration                     he believed he had 
  was in even less mood to                        violated it.   
  stand up to the Federal                         
  administration than they                        o  He took a bunch 
  would have been normally.                          of undergrads out 
                                                     to dinner and 
  The feds said "jump",                              let one order a 
  and Stanford said "how high?"...                   glass of wine.
  and set about firing Reges.                     
                                                  o  An undergrad who 
                                                     had used LSD in the 
    They needed to come up                           past was considering 
    with some grounds for                            MDMA, and asked 
    getting rid of him.                              Reges for his 
                                                     opinion.  Reges 
    Care to guess which                              said something 
    one they picked?                                 like "Well, I've 
                                                     never had any problem
      Letting an undergrad                           with it."
      order a glass of wine.                                  
                                                  o  He claimed to      
      Off with his head.       Around that           often carry an
                               time it was           "illegal drug" 
                               not at all            around campus 
  The general                  unusual for           in his backpack.
  reaction to                  dorm parties                                  
  this at                      to spend                    He would walk 
  Stanford                     money on                    about on campus
  was along                    heavy alcohol.              with an bright 
  the lines of:                                            red day pack -- 
                               There were                          
  Oh what's there              undergrads                  (The backpack 
  to be upset about?           getting                     was apparently 
                               wasted on                   chosen intentionally
  It's not like                vodka every                 to be on the 
  he had tenure.               other weekend,              line between 
                               or so it                    public and 
  And what did                 seemed to me...             private space.)
  he expect,                                               
  making waves                                             
  during the                   But what's a                Part of a game 
  "indirect                    little hypocrisy            he was playing 
  cost scandal"?               in our institutions         later was to be
                               of Higher Learning,         coy about what 
                               eh?                         drug it was    
      (Actually: he                                        exactly.        
      started on this                                     
      before that                                                      
      scandal broke;                                       I had a couple   
      it was the feds                                      of theories   
      that picked the                                      (neither of   
      time to make                                         which I would   
      waves.)                                              bet on):      
                                                                         
                                                           (1) he was 
   After Reges had been fired,                             referring to 
   he called a gathering of                                the detectable 
   his supporters on the lawn                              traces of 
   in "white plaza"...                                     coccaine that 
                                                           are supposed 
   It turns out that he wanted to                          to be present 
   tell the kids not to get                                on most US 
   excited and do anything                                 currency.
   silly: he argued it would be                             
   far better to just continue                             (2) maybe it    
   with their careers and try to                           was something    
   change things later after they                          like AZT?    
   were established in their                               Could he have    
   fields.                                                 AIDS?        
                                                           
                                                                
     Then a guy in the audience                            
     spoke up, a fortyish black                      I mentioned that 
     guy who led off with a line                     to a few people 
     like "You people make me                        and it's funny how 
     sick! Do you call yourself                      plausible they 
     revolutionaries?"                               thought that notion 
                                                     was.  A fatal     
     Reges just looked at him                        illness was a 
     with a furrowed brow, and                       perfect explanation 
     said "But what would you                        for his "strange 
     suggest?"                                       behavior". 
                                                     
     The guy went on ranting                         Altruistic motives 
     about the need to take                          are completely 
     action or some such,                            unbelievable, 
     without getting very                            unless there's 
     specific.                                       a fatal illness 
                                                     involved.
       I was getting annoyed          
       after a minute of this         
       and commented aloud            
       "But what is he talking        
       about??!"                      
                                      
         A guy sitting next to me     
         said "Have you ever heard    
         of an agent provacateur".    
                                      
         I immediately calmed down.   
         "Oh, yeah.  You could be     
         right."                      
       

            And of course he 
            was right.  It was            The coverage in the 
            obvious once pointed          Stanford Daily the 
            out... a half hearted         next day mentioned     The Daily 
            attempt at rabble rousing     this fellow.  The      article was 
            a bunch of people quietly     reporter had tried     useless in 
            lounging around in the        to talk to him, and    all other 
            sun, chatting about           got a name, and a      respects. 
            things...                     claim that he was      
                                          affiliated with the    The author 
                                          law school.            accused him 
            And that was my                                      of just  
            one and only                  The law school had     being after 
            encounter with                no knowledge of the    media 
            a real live                   man.                   attention. 
            US provacateur.                                      
                                                                 
                (That I                                         (It's funny
                 know of.)                                      how common 
                                                                that accusation
                                                                is from 
                                                                conservatives.
                                                                They don't 
                                                                just disagree
                                                                with liberal
     Sorry if this all seems                                    idealists, 
     trivial now... this was                                    they don't 
     a more innocent time,                                      believe 
     a few Repblicans ago,                                      it's possible 
     when the country                                           they exist.)
     hadn't slid quite so   
     far...                 




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