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Chaim Bertman's "Stand-up Tragedian" (2001):

This is a novel about a young man
wandering around the world trying
to get his act together as a writer.
It's clearly autobiographical,
despite some name switches and a
prominent disclaimer, and I find
myself calling the protagonist           My apologies for the first name
Chaim.  (pronounced something like       bit: I'm not trying to act like
HIGH-em, by the way).                    Chaim Bertam is a great buddy
                                         of mine or something...  he is
It's not entirely clear how he's         however a friend of some friends,
supporting himself at first: he's        so I'm used to hearing his first name.
either living on saved cash or
parental stipend... later he's
doing odd jobs.  The book
actually covers a long span of
time, about ten years.

The settings:

     Israel
     Florence
     Ogdensburg (upstate New York)
     Chicago
     Taos, New Mexico
     San Francisco

He writes constantly, but
never really completes
anything... instead he
accumulates a large
stack of notes, fragments,
& life sketches, which
eventually get edited,
pieced together and fleshed
out into the book in front
of you.


This work might be compared to a
modern form of a Jack Kerouac
book-- a document of bohemia in 
the 90s-- though it's a much 
more sober book, with calmer and
tighter prose.

Chaim could not be further away from
Kerouac's spontaneous spew of words.

    He wants to be convinced
    of the absolute
    perfection of anything       (and if you've ever tried
    he's working on.             to really *write*
                                 anything, you know how
                                 hopeless a task that is)


But his perfectionism works
out to our benefit...               (Not a given, unfortunately:
                                    perfectionism is all too often
   The story is told in a           the death of art.)
   collection of excellent
   little bits
   (sting-of-pearls format?)
   with out any excess.



           So, let me hit you with some short
           quotes:


              Martina had asked me the one
              question that had dogged me every
              place I had ever lived-- why here 
              and not some other place?

                                   p.33


              We pretended that our
              audiences had studied
              Brecht.  They were
              flattered: they quoted
              us to get laid.

                                   p. 73


              There was a pentagon at
              the foot of her bed,
              with a candle at each
              point.  In a great feat
              of restraint, I didn't
              ask-- I regret it to 
              this day.
                                   p. 96



Early on he tells a fable about a
man who dreams of treasure,
travels across the world and asks
another man if he can help find
it.  The guy laughs at him and
says, hey I dream all the time
about treasure buried under some
guy's stove, but you don't see me
wearing out my shoes to go there.
The first man realizes that he's
the subject of this other man's
dreams, and goes back home home to
start digging.


      I get the feeling that
      there's some resonance
      going on with this
      fable, and the book as
      whole.

      Chaim goes off
      traveling to focus on
      writing a book, and
      instead the travels          So, you need to follow your dreams,
      become the book.             though the most important thing they
                                   may lead you to is someone else's
                                   dreams?


There are a lot of other funny,
self-referential things going on...

   Near the end, he's got this job
   schelpping around bad
   psuedo-classical statuary for
   upscale parties.  The statues
   get smashed in an accident
   (tragedy ending in pratfalls?),
   and then something beautiful is
   revealed about some of the
   pieces. Now that they're in
   fragmentary form, they seem
   worth preserving... possibly to
   incorporate into some other kind
   of art work?


          The parallel to the work at
          hand is pretty obvious.          Especially when you consider
                                           his editor's amused comments
                                           about how he's apprenticed
                                           himself to an archaic
                                           storytelling style full of
                                           symbolic references.

I find myself wondering what
the source is of the
confusion in the main
character's relationships
with women.

There's a long sequence in Florence with a
young Italian woman (Martina) who clearly
wants him to fuck her, but he's not letting
it sink in for some reason. "Oh, I wish you
were my boyfriend!" she says repeatedly...
is he hearing "You are *not* my boyfriend!"
when she says that?  Does he have some
reason for being wary of sex with her?

    Maybe he just doesn't like
    the way she looks?

    But then... what does
    she look like?

       Maybe there's a clue: there
       are no physical descriptions
       of people in this book.


             Maybe he's being too polite?




And funny thing (or maybe it isn't), there are
remarks that touch on this subject itself:

   At the time, it struck me         He had one piece of advice for
   as a cosmically unfair            a writer: sodium pentothal.
   principle that what one
   wanted most to say should         He told me that his life was
   come out like the                 an open book.  He did not hide
   stammerings of an idiot.          its pages from the world.
   Toward the end of Oedipus,        Mine, on the other hand,
   the almost oracular poetry        according to Karl, was the
   of Sophocles devolves into        darkness of a man who, by
   a string of cheap puns on         element and essence, was the
   the protagonist's name.           private man, who was
   The ridiculous monster at         parsimonious with his shadow
   the bottom of _The                and his profile.
   Inferno_ almost spoils
   Dante's poem.  My father          He had the magical ability to
   might have been right.  It        lighten my moods.
   was, at its very core,
   embarrassing to be a              Be naked.  Do not be ashamed,
   writer.                           he said-- and I was cured. 

               p. 16                                        p. 87-88






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