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February 6, 2005
It's never considered rude to
turn on a television. When the television is
on, it's considered rude
It's always considered rude to talk.
to turn a television off, unless
you first inquire of every single Someone might want
person present if they mind. to hear the television.
So televisions get turned on
and get left turned on.
When the television is on,
it's very difficult to do
anything but watch it.
Reading, is nearly impossible
while the tube flashes in
your face.
Ever tried to convince your Sit facing away from
housemates that you shouldn't it, and you still
have a television in your have to deal with
living room? the sound blaring.
Good luck. TUBE And the zombie
LUCK stares focused
behind you.
Q: "If you hate
television so This is an *actual* question!
much, why do A remark I've heard many times!
you watch it if
it's on?" FAQS
A: I hate television because
I will watch it, if it is on.
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