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HARD_HEAD


                                             May 21, 2007


  I make an effort to
  avoid car metaphors,
  but I often find that
  bicycle metaphors seem     CHAIN_LUBE
  awkward and forced.

     I do a lot of card game
     metaphors, which is
     interesting because I               ("With you, it's
     don't play card games.              never an empty hand,
                                         but never a full        FOUR_HEARTS
                                         deck, either.")

   Maybe the right answer is
   to do more sex metaphors.
   Everyone likes sex metaphors.      E.g. Bruce Sterling's rap: vendor
                                      lock-in strategies considered as
                                      relationship head-games, where
                                      linux enters the story as this
                                      weird hippie-chick that really
                                      likes doing geeky guys.
      (maybe strip poker?)
                                                      Open source software:
                                                      it's like free love,
                                                      without the veneral
                                                      disease.

                                                         (It's the closed
                                                         source people who
                                                         keep getting eaten
                                                         by viruses.)

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