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CHOPSTICKS_OF_THE_MIND
May 16, 2010
A passage marked with an old tab I
placed-- who knows when-- in the It's colored
Elliot Paul book "Hugger-Mugger in pink, in violation
the Louvre" (1940): of the code.
TABS
"Only last week they authorized the use of typewriters
in the Department of Justice. Typewriters, mind you,
those soulless instruments responsible for half the
sloppy writing and thinking of today. The wise Chinese
use chopsticks, Mademoiselle Montana, not because such
a resourceful people could not invent a small shovel
for cramming food into their mouths. Indeed, not!
Chopsticks require slow eating and that means good
digestion, health, economy, and above all a mind clear
as crystal. A typewriter, mademoiselle, slays the
identity, confuses the ears with clattering noises,
frustrates the flow of reason by mechanical defects. Do
you see in this office a single one of those bothersome
machines? Why, I would discharge after thirty years of
service my good clerk, M. Camphre, if I even caught him
using a fountain pen. Our forefathers wrote immortal
prose and reached profound decisions without mechanical
claptrap to addle their brains. A quill, mademoiselle.
That's the ideal writing instrument. A balm to the
intellect." -- the lawyer, Maitre Ronron, speaking to
Miriam Leonard, -- p. 174
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