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                                            February 24, 2017        
                                            January  17, 2019        
                                                                     
Continuing my binge of tedious tales of consumerism:                 
                                                                     
There's this kitchen knife I bought over ten years ago,              
that I like quite a bit-- not the greatest knife in          Brand name:
the world, but I like it, and I'm used to it, and I use      Kiwi    
it all the time.                                                     
                                                             I remember buying
It was starting to get dull and dinged-up,                   it at the Kaimei
and I was wondering how I should sharpen it.                 restaurant supply
                                                             store on Clement
Knife sharpening technology is such a simple,                Street in San
basic solved problem I had the thought I could               Francisco.
walk into just any little hardware store and                         
find something to do it with-- there's a problem                     
with such things, though: who is going to expend                     
resources supporting infrequent purchases of          I avoid doing internet
low-end items without much of a profit margin?        orders, myself:
                                                                     
We're living in a world where just knowing how to         NET_OF_LAST_RESORT
use a mop is becoming a rare skill, let alone                        
sharpening a tool.  You think you're going to                        
pick up a *sharpening stone*?  Ha.                                   
                                                                     
Now, there's another type of knife-shapening tech                    
that's been around for at least 30 years: a small,                   
wall mounted gadget you drag a knife though a few                    
times.  Not as neat as a stone, but it's quick and                   
easy.... you can see why that would take over the                    
market-- except that it's *too small and cheap*.                     
There's no profit margin.                                             
                                                                         
What you *can* find out there are these big                          
clunky rotary gadgets that are supposed to         e.g. at "Bed, Bath    
suction-mount on a table-- I find them             and Beyond"           
difficult to use and ineffective.  This is                               
an inferior tech that's taking over because                              
it's gotta be a whizzy gadget to sell                                    
for enough money to justify the shelf space.                             
                                                                     
I looked in a number of places off and on                            
without success:                                                     
                                                                     
   Then it dawned on me I was missing the                            
   obvious: the Soko hardware store in San                           
   Francisco's Japantown.                                                     
                                                                                   
   Manual, labor-intensive tools to precisely                                   
   sharpen blades better than modern gadgetry--                                
   that's sounds pretty Japanese, doesn't it?      How are you going to tune up
                                                   your Katana without them?       
   Soko had *both* of the knife sharpening                                      
   solutions I had in mind.  The simple                                     
   wall-mounted gadgets were available                               
   downstairs, and upstairs it wasn't a                              
   question of finding *a* sharpening                                
   stone, it was a question of what *kind*                           
   of sharpening stone I was interested                              
   in, and how much was I willing to pay?                            
   I picked up a reasonable looking small                            
   one for $10, plus the wall-mounted                                
   gadget, and went home well-prepared.                              
                                                                     
                                                                     
          But shortly afterwards I realized that                     
          there were Chinese housewares stores in                    
          Oakland's chinatown that carried new knives                
          identical to the one I wanted to sharpen,                  
          and these were only around 4 bucks.                        
                                                                     
                                                                     
          It was against my principles, but I bought                 
          a new knife, and retired my old friend.                    
                                                                     
          For now.                                                   
                                                                     
          I still need to play with the                              
          sharpening stone some time.                                
                                                                     
                                                                     
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