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                                            August   16, 2003
                                            February 15, 2007

As usual it all comes
back to authenticity.   AUTHENTICITY
What's the real deal,
that's always the                                              (Feb 15, 2007)
question with me.                           Consider:

   And has New York                         40s/50s: beat / avant classical / bop
   lost it?                                 60s:     folk / hippie / free jazz
                                            70s:     punk rock / hip-hop
   (And what's "it"?                        80s:     new wave club culture
   Can you say what it is?                           (goth, etc.)
   Do you need to be able to?)
                                                Then in the 90s?
The Esperanto Cafe (Greenwich
Village, MacDougal near Bleeker)                Perhaps "downtown music"
clearly ain't got it.  Had my leg               (Zorn, etc.)
up on a low table (my leg, not my
foot, mind you: I don't put shoes               And then... what?
up on tables, and don't stick them
in other peoples faces) and the                      What has New York
waitress asked me to put it down,                    done for *you* lately?
because the boss doesn't like it.
You can have beat up funky                               An engine
furniture and *still* have a stick                       of culture
up your ass.  Too bad, I like the                        has been
fact that they're open 24 hours,                         broken...
and the Encyclopedia of Philosophy
set they've got in the back is a                     STALLED
funny touch.

Alt.coffee is a much more comfortable
place for me to be (over on Avenue A          (Note: as of 2008,
across from Tompkins Square in the             "alt.coffee" is no more.)
East Village), though sometimes I get
that funny New York vibe from some of
the people there: they seem like           COMMERCE_IN_CULTURE
professional hipsters, success-driven
instead of chasing some internal
compulsion to be what they are...

Last time I stepped in the door of the
place, I found this very pretty woman
with a lipstick-and-camo Glamour Punk
look chatting furiously with her
friends.  I generally like having             Do I complain that she broke
people like this around, but she just         off what she was saying to
didn't ring true to me somehow.               lock eyes with me for a
                                              moment?  Well, no. I won't
   I wonder sometimes if I'm being            complain about that bit.
   screwy for being put-off by these
   folks.  It's not like I think                   (Though she was
   there's anything *wrong* with making            probably just trying to
   a living doing your art.  I don't               figure out if I'm a
   have any ideological fixation on the            record company exec.)
   idea that "money = bad"... it's just
   that all too often the people with
   cash seem to be making unacceptable
   compromises to get it.


But this trip to New York, Dangerbaby
finally got me to take a serious look at     DANGERBABY
Williamsburg over in Brooklyn....

I've been hearing about the
coolification of
Williamsburg for years now            In the early 80s I'd heard about
of course, but I wasn't sure          a "Hoboken Renaissance", but as far
what to make of it.                   as I could tell it was still just
                                      the same old Hoboken.
   And some years back I
   decided to look at
   Williamsburg myself, and
   rode over on the J to Marcy
   Ave.  I looked around
   briefly, and came to the
   conclusion that it was
   still pretty much Brooklyn,
   and the cool factor was         I followed a kid dressed
   very diffuse. I figured         in black to see where he
   you'd need an insider to        was going, but he went to
   guide you to the action.        ground in an apartment
                                   building only a few blocks
                                   away.

This time, the Dangerbabe had
some info on the location of
good thrift stores...              (e.g. the mighty
                                    "Beacon's Closet")
We figured out the "trick":
the subway maps say
"Willamsburg" down south
near the Williamsburg
bridge, but where you want
to be is up north against
the border of Greenpoint.
So you don't take the J over,
you take the L, and get off       There's an
at Bedford Street, which is       events-zine that
in fact a classic Strip:          took the name
drowning in cafes and coffee      "L Magazine".
houses and most of them are
definitely the real deal.


I was particulary interested in
the Form Fit Girdle Company, which
is a small-scale implementation of
an idea I had some time back, "the
hipster shopping mall": Used
bookstore, coffee house, net cafe,
computer accesories, vintage
clothing, and a hair salon, all
hung off of a common hallway/lobby
decorated with touches of
industrial-style art.


We were also in this place down
at one end of the strip called
"The Fixx": this was just great,        I was looking this place over, feeling
a huge place: coffee joint with         envious of New York: there just aren't
a computer game parlour                 enough people in San Francisco to
attached, plus a magazine rack          support something like this, it's the
and so on.                              kind of thing that people try because
                                        it seems so neat, but they go out of
   It's the kind of place where         business fast.
   young intellectuals can
   gather to ask each other the         Then I talked to the guys running the
   eternal questions.  Like,            place: it turns out that the Fixx has
   "Hey, do you know any bass           only been there for a few months, and
   players?"                            they're getting annoyed at all the
                                        people who come through who look at
                                        everything carefully and never buy
                                        anything.

                                                    (As of 2007,
                                                     it's long gone.)

                                                     THE_BRIGHT_GRAY_LANDS


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