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                                                September 20, 2006
                                                February  14, 2007
As I was saying over in:

   DOUBLET

        Consider Burning Man art:
        Popular.  Effective.

        But if I think about it,
        it seems dissapointing.

 The Serpent Mother
 was a beautiful job...          BURNING_SERPENT

But what does
it mean, really?

It came equipped with
an Artists Statement
describing some convoluted
conceptual tie-in to the
great Theme of BM in 2006:
"The Future"... but that                  (But then, maybe if
connection seemed tenuous                 I'd caught the opening
and forced to me.                         ceremony it would make
                                          more sense to me?)
    Apparently the "Serpent's Egg"
    was supposed to suggest seeds
    of things to come...


Then there was the piece we
all universally called
"The Belgian Waffle", much        It is both exciting
to the annoyance of the           and worrisome that
pretentious Belgians who          Burning Man is now
assembled it...                   attracting these         Outsiders are
                                  massively funded         invading our
  I can't even remember           projects by visiting     outsider art
  their name for it,              groups.                  scene.
  though that too had
  some grand reference to
  the future.

         Everyone else was much
         more impressed with this
         thing than I was.

                                                  A huge sprawling,
            But in trying to                      cavernous structure,
            explain why I think                   tacked together out
            this was overrated,                   of an organically
            I have to spend an                    organized network
            awful lot of time                     of 2x3s.  A thousand
            admitting there's a                   people could easily
            lot that was cool                     wander around inside
            about it...                           it.  Art cars the
                                                  size of houses (some
            In describing it to                   of which look
            third parties that                    like houses) could
            have never been there,                drive around inside
            you can't do it                       it.
            justice without their
            eyes getting wide.
                                                          SIZE
                        So: it may all just
                        be jaded whining on     But I thought it
                        my part.                was more big than
                                                interesting.

                                                And looking at it at a
                                                distance, it (almost
                                                literally) looked like
                                                crap: this bulbous
                                                brown thing plopped
                                                down on the ground.

And this year's Temple                              Calling it "The Waffle"
project was disappointing.                          was being generous.

With David Best no longer
in charge-- it's fizzled:
smaller, less impressive.        At the last minute the Burning
A clustering of                  Man administration apparently
disconnected towers without      decided to bump it off axis
much obvious plan to it.         away from it's originally
                                 planned location (still shown
                                 on the printed maps).


   And that bamboo
   porcupine-like tower,
   that was kind of              But you know...
   nifty... but much
   like the Whaffle I            One afternoon there
   wonder what it it             was a spontaneous orgy          Perhaps this
   really meant much             of climbing going on            was triggered
   of anything.                  on that bamboo structure.       by a rope
                                                                 left dangling
         "Starry                    I doubt it was sanctioned    down one side.
         Bamboo                     by any one -- in the bold
         Mandala"                   new Burning Man world,
         by                         anarchy has little place --
         Gerard                     but hordes of people were
         Minakawa                   scrambling around on it,
                                    monkeying about fifty
                                    feet or more in the air.

                                          A dark-eyed woman with
                                          green mohawk, and
                                          miniskirt, sporting
                                          pretty, slightly
                                          mismatched breasts,
                                          batman's up the side
  One night, far out on the               of the steeply angled
  perimeter, a row of tiny                bamboo, to cheers of
  glowing cup-cake shaped                 her friends...
  chill-spaces, each with two
  or three people squeezed in
  them, chatting away.



            A functional
            gumball machine,
            standing in
            the middle of
            a desolate plane.


                                   A slim blonde in fetish clothes
                                   passes a smoothie to a man on
                                   a giant motorized banana.


                                    Photographers instantly
                                    descend on the photo-op.




         Out on the no man's land
         side of the playa, out
         past the end of the
         streets of the
         horseshoe, and as far
         off the esplanade as one
         can get, someone has set
         up -- shaded by an             Whenever I look,
         attached umbrella -- a         a different
         small, old-fashioned           person occupies
         school desk with               it, busily
         attached notebook and          writing.
         pen.



   Right in our back yard in
   the back streets, standing
   on a corner, there's a
   small triangular building
   made entirely of doors,         You step through
   each painted with a             any of the doors
   different mural.                and you're inside       Does it sound
                                   the same small          obvious?
                                   triangular room...
                                                           But it had that
                                     On the inside,        quality that
                                     every door is         good art often
                                     painted with a        has: it hovers
                                     different set        around the edges     
                                     of images.            of meaning;
                                                           there's some
                                                           sort of
                                                           resonance
                                                           lurking there;
                                                           something is
                                                           going on that
                                                           you can't can't
                                                           quite put a
                                                           finger on...

   "God help the                                               Dangerbaby
    critic of the                                              begins
    dawn."                                                     calling it
       -- Phil Ochs                                            "The doors of
                                                               perception".



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