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                                                    October 6, 2007
My father and both older
brothers had a strong                             TOADKEEPER
interest in Westerns.                             VILLON

   The Toadkeeper in particular
   did a detailed study of the           When Villon went
   history of the American West.         off to explore The
   He maintained what he called          West (riding off
   "The Western File", a manilla         into the sunset
   folder an inch thick, full of         with a friend of
   tracings of historical maps           his in a large
   and so on.                            converted schoolbus
                                         with the phrase
 When he was in     This sort of         "Beautiful City
 his early 20s,     obsessive note-      Transport" painted
 he assembled a     taking no doubt      on the side), he
 plastic model      seems alien to       lugged The Western    And ultimately
 of a historical    the post-web         File along with       lost it.  The
 six-shooter,       generation...        him...                Toadkeeper
 carefully                                                     never forgave
 packing it with    This was *many*                            him for that one.
 model clay to      decades before
 give it some       the web.                                   (Or rather he
 heft.                                                         did, but
                    And remember: the                          griped about
                    trouble with "you                          it behind his
                    can always look                            back once or
                    it up" is that it                          twice.)
                    never gets fixed
                    in place in your                     Villon (possibly
                    head.                                together with the
                                                         Toadkeeper) secretly
                                                         added a few things
                                                         to my father's
                                                         coffin: a fishing
                                                         pole, a paperback by
                                                         Louis Lamour...
           There was one occasion
           when the Toadkeeper was
           in his early 30s, (I
           was 16 or 17), and we
           were walking through
           the mall with my girl           A name, a name must
           friend at the time, he          be assigned.  Let us
           was clearly in a                say "Unicorn Wings",
           relaxed state of mind,          perhaps.
           because he started
           shooting people on the                          CASTING
           far side of the mall                            UNICORN_WINGS
           with an imaginary hand
           gun, making his             (Zero Boy could not
           customary sound-effect.     beat the Toadkeeper
                                       on gun sound-effects).
           She said: "Are you --
           *shooting* people?"
                                        We're talking mid-70s here, and
           He was instantly             she was an artsy/intellectual
           embarassed, contrite...      girl with an earnest desire to
           and I never saw any          keep alive the hippie dream --
           playing at gun play          which for her was about "being
           from him ever again.         a loving person".

              Abandoning the                Teenage girls: the unacknowledged
              romance of the                legislators of the world.
              gun by an
              effort of will.



    This obsession with
    Westerns was not
    passed on to me.

    I know something
    about them because
    they knew something
    about them, but I       An interest in Westerns
    can't say I care        in general was declining
    much about them.        as I was growing up --       Explaining
                            perhaps their time had       why is the real
                            passed.                      trick.


                                   Ann-Marie Hendrickson,
                                   Bill Weinberg's                WEINBERG
                                   sometimes cohort at the
                                   Moorish Orthodox Radio
                                   Crusade explains that
                                   she's developed an
                                   interest in Gene Autrey
                                   movies, and remarks on
                                   the fact that they're
                                   far more of a New Deal
                                   Democrat artform than
                                   she would've thought.

                                     The Indian shoot-outs and so
                                     on which were more popular
                                     with more conservative
                                     audiences were more the
                                     province of the "A" pictures.
                                                                
                                         She theorizes that this     
                                         turn to the right may have    
                                         been the reason for the       
                                         forms decline.            
                                                          
                                            This is something like
                                            my theory that the
                                            newspaper is a declining
                                            form because the masters
                                            of the media insist on
                                            conservative news, and
                                            the largely liberal
                                            reading public doesn't
                                            see any point in
                                            encouraging them.





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