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                                             June 8, 2021        
                                                                 
                                                                 
                               The Bad Sex Writing Award was given 
                               out by Literary Review:           
                                                                 
                                   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literary_Review#Bad_Sex_in_Fiction_Award
                                                                 
                               I'm hardly the first person to notice that
                               these folks (Brits, of course) have issues:
                                                                                          
                                  https://lithub.com/against-the-bad-sex-in-fiction-award/  
                                                                 
                                                                 
Every now and then I wonder about things like                    
that bad sex writing award (whatever it's                        
called), where some sex scene is quoted                The "out-of-context"
out-of-context from some novel, and held up            bit is key in a few
as an example of badly embarassing writing.            ways:     
                                                                 
I mean, there's a lot of bad writing in                 o  it makes it hard
the world-- why pick on the sex scenes                     to evaluate how
in particular, unless there's something                    bad the writing
about sex in particular that makes you                     actually is.
uncomfortable?                                                   
                                                        o  there's something
                                                           going on in modern
    The award seems to be                                  morés concerning
    designed to instill                                    "appropriateness"--
    fear in writers--                                      there are specific
    don't touch that sexy                                  contexts where
    stuff or you might be                                  sexy stuff is
    held up to ridicule.                                   allowed, but others
                                                           where it's supposed
                                                           to be rigorously
                                                           policed.
                                                                 
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Similarly, it occurs to me I'm seen many a cheap                 
shot at ESR-- Eric S Raymond-- over the years that               
reference to his advice-on-cunnilingius posting:                 
                                                                 
  http://www.catb.org/~esr/writings/sextips/bedplay.html         
                                                                 
                                                                 
                                                                 
                                                                 
                                                                 
Now ESR is not one of my favorite folks                          
and he deserves many a cheap-shot, but this     I got in on the ground
isn't anywhere near one of his worst pieces.    floor, picking over ESR's
                                                stuff back in 2003 or so:
    I would say his most embarassing moment                      
    is a different autobiographical piece                     RAYMONDS_FOLLY
    where he talked about being invited to a                     
    country in South America as an open                       FISKING
    source business pundit.  He smuggled a                       
    hand-gun with him as some sort of                            
    libertarian protest (and belatedly                           
    realizes he could've got him some serious                    
    jail time for this-- that's supposed to                      
    be a humorous point...).                                     
                                                                 
    He then starts chatting with a                               
    pretty woman-- who appears to be a                           
    hired babe, the kind of employee                             
    rich guys keep around to mess with                           
    the heads of male vistors-- and he                           
    goes off fantasizing about some sort                         
    of alternate reality where the two                           
    of them had a thing going on.                                 
                                                                 
    
                There is indeed something dorky about this guy   
                offering up himself as a sexual expert, but          
                what the hell.  Does he know anything or not?        
                If you don't need to read his advice, then don't.    
                                                                     

                                                                     
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